unload


to have an -rg-sm and release s-m-n

also see spurt, c-m
keep sucking, im about to unload!!
to use every possible insult you can when verbally lashing someone until they are completely and utterly served and owned. “unload” refers to someone “unloading” a clip on someone with a gun, releasing all possible ammo into the other person, resulting death (probably.) this is pretty much the same, except verbally.
person 1: “my girlfriend thought it would be cool to ask another guy to prom, so i unloaded on her in front of everyone at lunch. i feel much better.”
person 2: “wow…dude….you rocked her….i didn’t know you had that much hate inside you….”
to empty your sack, to explode, to empty your sperm ducts, the male -rg-sm.
hey gaff, you’ve got a big smile on your face – did you unload ?
to take a big sh-t.
man, i ate a bunch of pancakes & now i have to unload.
to urinate. the term is regularly used in contexts when there’s no toilet in sight.
stop the car. i’ve had too much to drink and now i have to unload.
to sell off stolen merchandise.
manny: hey i just whacked this f-cker out for about 15 grand in diamonds, do you know somewhere i can unload these?
larry: yeah, call up lenny the jeweler. he’ll give you the best price for it.

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  • Unload a brew

    to relieve oneself of a recently enjoyed alcoholic beverage. unloading a brew can occur anywhere in an any setting, from a designated location, to an alley, to worse… partygoer1: dude, the line for the port-o-potties is over 10 minutes! partygoer2 : let’s just go over there in those trees and unload a brew real quick! […]

  • unload a toad

    to have a sh-t, especially a big one. “i’m just going to unload a toad” “i’ve got to unload this toad, though i fear it. such a toad hasn’t been seen since the tri-ssic era!”

  • Unload a full clip

    to let off a round of ammunition; -j-c-l-t- after this penalty i’ll need to go home and unload a full clip

  • unload a truck

    the act of taking a sh-t, dropping a deuce, or hanging a rat (all synonomous) – enjoy. “be right back..i gotta go unload a truck”

  • unloader

    a sad, depressed, suicidal wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease the fuhrer, sam walton. man 1: sh-t, another truck? i hate being an unloader! man 2: ohhhh god!! kill me!!! man 3: –already hung himself–


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