unloader


a sad, depressed, suicidal wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease the fuhrer, sam walton.
man 1: sh-t, another truck? i hate being an unloader!
man 2: ohhhh god!! kill me!!!
man 3: –already hung himself–

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