my brother was unluckful when he didn’t get ice cream for 35 years!
- runners d*ck
chaffing of the tip of the d*ck, commonly caused from running “charlie got that runners d*ck after that 5 mile. it burnt the tip of his d*ck off!”
- boot grinder
when one takes his/her fork and scr*pes food off of it only using the bottom teeth as if scr*ping excriment off the bottom of your boot on a curb. austen: did you see how that dude ate his food? nick: yea what a f*ck*ng boot grinder!
- defo' fo' sho'!
definitely for sure! used when normally two or more people agree on the same topic, not to be confused with william dafoe. john: want to go catch a movie? sadie: sure, what are we gonna watch? robert: i was thinking about _______? sadie: defo’ fo’ sho’!
when you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time. “i’m so kerploofed right now”