unmasturbate
the secret process sought by all boys of p-b-rty age after they discover that their eyes are going to cross, that they have given themselves venereal disease, and all the other various horror myths which adult men tell them about masturbation.
buddy has been asking all his uncles on the sly how to unm-st-rb-t- because his crotch has suddenly begun to itch and he thinks he’s given himself the clap.
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