unrequited morning wood
an unsatisfied morning erection or b-n-r.
morning wood yearns for some loving, but seldom obtains it.
until our jobs / cl-sses allow us to swing in 25 minutes late, until we are alone on a business trip and jerk the gerk before our big 8 am meeting, until our wives and girlfriends value the mean, long lasting hardness that a big old morning glory provides, or allow us to shamelessly whack it at at 6:30 am while she snoozes beside us, until our kids / roommates pick up 6 am hobbies far away from our bedrooms…sooooo…sooo much morning wood is unrequited……
i woke up with a mean erection…and through the grogginess of waking up..i wanted to satisfy him…knew my wife would enjoy his firmness..and that the juxtaposition of being half asleep but harder than a rock would last long and satisfy…but alas..the morning routine of kids, coffee, work and school got in the way…another case of unrequited morning wood
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