Unsatisfied Santa
after blowing a load on your partners face, use you d-ck to smear the load over the cheeks, chin, and upper lip area. the resultant smearing should resemble that cl-ssic white beard the jolly man is known for.
last night becky wouldn’t swallow my load, so i blew it on her face and gave her an unsatisfied santa.
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