unson is someone who is kind, caring and has great hair. unson’s make great moms due to there kind and nurturing tendencies.
look at that hair! she must be an unson.
when you don’t care, but you high key do sarcastically meaning “fine”, “k”, “it’s not important”, “as if i care” or “it doesn’t matter to me” it’s common in texting or snapping and because it’s abbreviated it highlights just how much you really don’t care. it came from “it’s not eating me up” to “not […]
- costco rica
a s*xy female costco worker oh man….bought that shirt just because that costco rica folded it.
- utility shower
a shower during which one shaves, takes a sh*t, and m*st*rb*t*s. i woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so i had to take a utility shower.
- mark cook
someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. similar to kenny from south park. mark cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon i saw him at taco bell.