Untimely Blowout


the situation that a guy finds himself in during -n-l s-x where the girl farts with such force that it forces his d-ck out of her hole. in extreme cases this will result in the need for an immediate shower.
stan: well, i finally got wilma to let me f-ck her up the -ss.

mitch: how was it?

stan: it was great until we had an untimely blowout, and boy was it messy.

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