Untorturable


what a female calls herself when she refuses to admit that a male’s actions will torture her into doing something she wouldn’t have otherwise agreed to but secretly wants to do.
boy: i’ll tickle you til you cry and say yes.

girl: i’m not ticklish though.

boy: well how else will i torture you?

girl: oh i don’t know, i’m pretty untorturable.

boy (to himself): f-ck, how am i gonna get laid tonight?

girl (to herself): phew. got out of that one.

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