unused douche
an object that has more knowledge of the inner workings of a woman than forest immel.
“hey, did you hear about brad and jane’s breakup?”
“no, what happened?”
“she said that an unused douche would know more about pleasing her.”
Read Also:
- un-use-to-much-able
its not possible to use the object to much;can not be over used. the phrase lol is un-use-to-much-able becasue you never get tired of it,and people always know they make you laugh.
- unusual
not normal, but different that girl is very unusual people who are not usual where there a lot of people at frisbee today? yes, but they were all the unusuals.
- unusual aunt
a hand job from a female midget i was drunk and recieved and unusual aunt. that was the first time i hook up with a midget, her little arms and hands resembled a t-rex.
- unusually large scallop
a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. coined by master chef hugh acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can. girl 1: smart, handsome, he is quite a catch. girl 2: … and he has an unusually large scallop… […]
- Unusually Wide Stance
the excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay s-x in an airport bathroom, whereby he “accidentally” placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. predominantly seen in elected officials. senator larry craig: “i am not gay, i have never been gay, i […]