Unusually Wide Stance


the excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay s-x in an airport bathroom, whereby he “accidentally” placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. predominantly seen in elected officials.
senator larry craig: “i am not gay, i have never been gay, i did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay s-x. i simply have an unusually wide stance”

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