unwrap my wiener
to unb-tton or unzip ones fly
to expose the p-n-s
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation
yeah we all want to to go home h-ll id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pr-cks got to stay here and work… ha ha ha im gonna unwrap my wiener
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