Unwrap the soap
when a gay guy goes in for the kill.
hey gordon (from sesame street),
can i unwrap the soap in the shower with you?
when someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.
“man, i can’t decide if i’m gonna tell my girlfriend that i cheated on her”
“dude, just unwrap the soap”
should these things really be so goddam literal?
going to the shops – the act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.
“hey, mike, i need some milk, so i’m going to the shops”
unwrap the soap. ffs
being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.
dude, i’m sleeping in. it’s your turn to unwrap the soap.
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