UofK


is a college located in lexington, kentucky. this school, populated mostly by f-ggots, centers around an education program based on moving cow, horse, chicken, and bull manure from one location to another (aka arts and science programs).

person1 : “man i am thinking about going to uofk (university of kentucky)”
person2 : -slaps person1 in the mouth- “goto uofl its not as sh-tty…but still fairly sh-tty”
person1 : “yeah, what was i thinking…wait, why am i wanting to goto a college in kentucky?”
person2 : “because you only filled in your name on your sats”
person1 : “oh…yeah”

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