up the butt johnson
the act in which one person inserts an object into the p–p chute of another. similar to fisting. one usually screams “up the b-tt johnson!!!” when performing an up the b-tt johnson. best used when the receiver doesn’t see it coming. stealth greaty enhances the experience of an up the b-tt johnson.
person a: (while giving person b an up the b-tt johnson) “up the b-tt johnson!!!!!”
person b: ah what the h-ll man! that hurts my crack!
person a: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your -ss!
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- up the cadbury's
synonym for -n-l s-x ‘he did him up the cadbury’s.’ synonym for -n-l s-x ‘john did wayne up the cadbury’s.’ “he did his girlfriend up the cadbury’s.’
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limerick slang for taking c-ck up the -rs- i met this wan last night and she was mad for it up the cake.
- up the carillon
a term to describe s-xual intercourse at its clumsiest level. “watchout, i bet sid’s gona take her up the carillon”