up the jock


the act of being all up the jock
tony is all up my jock

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  • Up the Kitchen end

    mad, insane, bizarre. can be used in reference to a person or a concept. ‘wow, she was a bit… different.’ ‘different? she was right up the kitchen end! she let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.’

  • up the left

    n. ireland phrase. describes something gone wrong or something in bad shape. similar to the phrase describing something that has gone pearshaped. the engine in my car blew up so it was safe to say it was up the left and i wouldn’t be driving anywhere. n. ireland phrase. describes something gone wrong or something […]

  • up themselves

    someone with an inflated view of their own importance, opinions, personality or looks most celebrities are so up themselves it’s a wonder they don’t disappear up their own -rs-holes

  • Up The Mountain

    the act of being from upper greenwood lake and having multiple tattoo’s, regardless if you are a girl or a boy. it is also common to have farm animals as family pets here. in fact, it’s common to marry family pets here. it’s believed that the lack of oxygen up the mountain has gotten to […]

  • up the no no

    to have -n-l s-x. see also council gritter , gary glitter no no refers to the usual response from a thai hooker when the request to take her up the council gritter is made “it was my birthday yesterday so the missus let me take her up the no no”


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