up the ol’ dirt road
1. metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the -n-s, and proceding into the r-ct-m. with the “dirt road” obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
after punishing tracy’s pooter for ten minutes, i flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol’ dirt road.
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