UPB
an acronym standing for ugly pilgrim boy. refers to pretty much anything you think is weird, creepy, funny, etc. can be used as an adjective or a noun.
1. he is upb
2. ew, that’s so upb of tinachan and dreachu to trace other people’s drawings and then go bashing other tracers
3. happy upb day
a directional move used in super smash bros to achieve extra height after a double jump.
kirby used his up b to get back onto the level.
standing for “unidentified party bruise”.
the common (but not remembered) cause for this is :
a) running into things
b) falling on your face
c) general clumsiness
these contusions are noticed most likely the morning after, with a slightly hungover expression of “huh?”
“sh–, i totally don’t remember getting this u.p.b”
“i thought you punched me in the face, but now i find out i just fell over”
“there is a huge u.p.b. on my leg”
upper p-ssy bulge, also known a s fupa (fat upper p-ssy area). that extra pouch of fat in obese chicks that hangs over their genitalia
that girl’s got a nasty upb going on.
unprotected b-tt s-x
“i broke up with him last night. i can’t believe what a perv he is. we were all, like, making out and everything was great and all of a sudden i was like “ouch” what the h-ll are you doing? yeah, can you believe he wanted to have upbs!”
the ultimate paper b-tch.
see paper b-tch
not getting it in, cl-ssic upb move.
short for “yo(u) (p)oor (b)astard. anyone who has to do anything deemed undesirable.
“i have to work all weekend.”
“sorry to hear that, upb.”
“what?”
“you poor b-st-rd.”
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