Updatophilia


when you refresh email box at gmail or messages at facebook or vkontakte 5 times per minute waiting for news though you understand that actually it required only once per day
– brian, stop sitting in front of your computer all day long.
– i’m gonna receive some important messages soon.
– what a son of a b-tch, you’d better heal this updatophilia!

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    a day when you are in particular great mood and are looking forward to things feel ‘up’ and hopeful. i’m having such an upday and it’s not even 10am yet!

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    a smelly individual that needs to shower on occasion. at first comes across as very ugly and hideous but a nice guy when you get to know him. very annoying and can get on your nerves. terrible in bed and at kissing and should not rely on for a relationship or s-xual pleasures. can also […]


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