Updesh


a smelly individual that needs to shower on occasion. at first comes across as very ugly and hideous but a nice guy when you get to know him. very annoying and can get on your nerves. terrible in bed and at kissing and should not rely on for a relationship or s-xual pleasures.

can also be used if you have done something ‘fresh’ or stupid or illegeal
“that guy is very quite and mysterious”
“oh is he a bit of an updesh”

“your visa has ran out”
“oops i’ve done an updesh”

“have you seen that ugly guy?”
“who updesh!”

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