upgrade
n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.
v. to make something more powerful or significant
l3k gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance.
1.to improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.
2.to get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.
1.i upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.
2.d-mn, did you see his new girlfriend, he’s definitely upgraded.
to make a better choice for a relationship partner.
joe: have you seen my new girlfriend?
bob: yes, she’s a nice upgrade.
john: you are so nice! my last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
sue: nice upgrade.
sharon: i love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
fred: nice upgrade.
n. the process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one’s mind to instead sit down and defecate.
v. to perform an upgrade.
while i was p-ssing i let out the biggest, nastiest fart. it stank so bad, i knew i had to upgrade.
the better version up sess, usally it is more p-ssionate and more orgamic
girl: i’m h-rny.
guy: want to upgrade?
girl: yeaa.
verb – to get upgrade: getting f-cked up in any way possible. the more upgrade you are. the more f-cked up you are.
bob: yo bill you wanna go get upgrade?
bill: h-ll ya im bout to get upgrade from baloni.
bob: word holla at cha boy.
when the effort of an action is pushed to the next level of intensity
man did you see? mike l went upgrade on coach brown yesterday. she was so happy
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