Upland, CA

a historical city in so california where it can be kind of boring but has a great skatepark ,and a cool nightclub but police can be a b-tch sometimes..
the hangouts here is the bowling alley, high school, downtown upland, memorial park, mustang, starbucks, in n out, montclair plaza, la fitness, oasis, and the new north upland shopping center
i lived in upland, ca since i was like 5 a nd still living here…well.. next door-rancho cucamonga
where white kids b-mp their ghetto music at 10 a.m.
yeah, that dumb -ss got up at 10 in the morning to b-mp his music in upland, ca around the school.
1. true, a phenomenally boring city
2. a city much like most suburbia, all the houses look the same and the city’s wealth follows a cl-ss system, from the streets 6 th through 25th
25th being excessively rich, gaudy, and moronic
6th being dirt poor, and generally where the minorities live
3. the beverly hills of the inland empire, and sanbernardino county, unbenounced that sb and the ie are both sh-t-heaps full of meth labs and ethnically driven violence
4. the whitest city in all of southern california, a city full of b-tchy white women who drive suv’s and believe they understand anything about the world because they never leave their comfort zone of one block
5. a city so boring that the cops break up every single party because they have nothing to do whatsoever
6. calls itself “the city of gracious living” because it is stuck up and, literally, that pretentious
1. those annoying bro hoes, aren’t they from upland?
2. that fat–ss white woman, the one on the cell phone drinking starbucks profusely and being rude to everyone; theres an upland woman.
3. g-d, im so f-cking bored, it feels like i’m in upland, ca.
1. small town in california with nothing to do. whatsoever.

2. small town to live in only if you like bowling and shopping centers.
upland, ca is where all the f-ggots live.