Upper Dutch Blumkin


the combination of an

upper decker (p–ping in the tank)
dutch oven (farting – then pulling the covers over your partner’s head)
and a blumkin (getting a bl-wj-b while taking a dump)

in other words – p–ping in the tank while getting a bl-wj-b with a towel over the bl-wj-b giver’s head

this is a cl-ss move – only performed at major burns (like burning man) or in northern virginia to settle a blood feud
i thought it was just an upper decker – but the f-cker left a picture of my mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

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