Upper Slushy


when you are making out with a girl while you have a dip in your mouth. then spit your wad of chew into her mouth. if she spits it back to you, she is a keeper.
my buddy had a big fat wad of griz and was making out with this upper chick with only three teeth at the bar. he thought is would be funny to give her a upper slushy. but she was a snow cow and didn’t give it back.

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