upper tanker


taking a sh-t in the upper tank of a toilet. also known as “2000 flushes brown” and “the gift that keeps on giving”
the people at that fondue party were such f-ckin’ pr-cks that i had no choice but to give ’em the old upper tanker.
what idiots call the “upper decker”.
idiot: i gave that ho an upper tanker!

some guy who knows his sh-t: you mean an upper decker?

idiot: yeah, whatever.

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