upperdecker blumpkin


the act of taking a sh-t in the top toilet tank while getting a fantastic bl-wj-b and maybe a d-ck rub or two
i decided to take a upper decker in my friends toilet when a girl walked in on me and she decided to give me a upperdecker blumpkin.

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