Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker


a s-xual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. you must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. then you must slap her -ss repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.
i totall gave that chick the upside down siberian tear jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.

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