upskirt cramp
1. a painful neck cramp that results from watching semi-naked women dancing on a stage for too long.
2. a malady commonly experienced by otherwise seemingly normal j-panese men.
tim: “hey bro! what’s up with your neck – you been at the computer too long?”
red: “upskirt cramp man. too many hours at soi cowboy last night”
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- upskittled
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- upslack
1. picking up other people’s slack. 2. something that is not a lunch box. “man, i was upslacking for johnny all day, and i didn’t even get a thanks!”
- upslice
slang for female genitalia, especially the v-g-n-l area. “she had the juiciest upslice i have ever stuck my tongue into”.