Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!


an expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor “bouncing off the walls”) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.
marie: upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!

bobby: i’m sorry. was i acting hyper again?

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