upw
unidentified party wounds.
you know those wicked injuries you get a party where you don’t remember how you got them the next day.
dave fell on a bottle and was too smashed to move, he’s going to be concerned about the upw for sure,
unidentified party wound. an injury or bruise received over the course of an evening of drinking with no recollection of how it occurred. generally self-induced due to one’s stupidity and involving a fall, stumble or collision with an inatimate object.
“i woke up this morning with a huge u.p.w. on my thigh…. i remember smashing into a table, but one of my friends told me i fell trying to get into a cab…..i guess i’ll never know”
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