ur mom
a highly derogatory phrase which replaces the subject of a person’s sentence to form a base and unoriginal form of retaliation (for those with difficulty thinking of witty comebacks).
“that was a great sandwich.”
“ur mom was a great sandwich! oh! diss!”
can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the h-ll out of people, or, obviously, your mom
bob: what are you doing tonight?
joe: ur mom
defenition 1: this word can replace a noun, if done correctly.
defenition 2: if one can’t think of a cool come back. this is the phrase to use.
guy 1: “whoa! u made cool sound effects with that paper bag…”
guy 2: “ur mom makes cool sound effect!”
use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as h-ll.
reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
sarah: hey, whatcha guys talkin’ about?
ashley: ur mom.
the universal answer to anything and everything.
“what is the meaning of life?”
“ur mom”
“what time is it?”
“ur mom”
“what’s 2+2=?”
“ur dad… errm, i mean mom.”
two words that can answer any questions.
joe: hey!
bill: hey!
joe: how r u?
bill: ur mom knows how i am. . .
joe: can u stop?!
bill: ur mom wants to stop . . .
joe: do you hav herpes?
bill: ur mom has herpes . . .
joe: shut up!!!
urmom was the definition last night if you catch my drift
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urmom is generally used as a response to anything on the internet, usually by people of a somewhat simple nature.
lol checkmate
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