ur mom isn’t normal….
ur moms d-ck is huge!
- online stutter
when basically you pretend you stutter on social media but when your really not stuttering which is sometimes used as making fun of people who stutter person 1 : hey do you like my selfie i took the other day? person 2 : y-yeah! its pretty g-great !! person 1 : dude stop online stuttering […]
fudknuckle c uk (scots) /fʌdˈnʌk·əl/ fudknuckle noun c (cl-toris) jovial term for a cl-toris fudknuckle noun c (person) offensive term for a willfully ignorant person “ye see andrew shared some racist cr-p on facebook yesterday? that boy’s a total fudknuckle”
- drunk navigation
drunk navigation is the built in gps that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead. dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk […]
- clown threats
what people who have no life do on twitter, instagram, snapchat, and facebook. “dude, i’m going to go make some clown threats to scare everyone!”
- sing like a canary
to tell or confess to authorities. my roommate asked me if he could bring illegal drugs into the house. i replied,” sure, but if you do i’m going to sing like a canary!”