urban adiction
what someone has when they use definithing.com’s words in real life excessively which confuses the cr-p out of his/her peers, friends and family.
guy 1: haha, what is with this preclapulation in this crowd?
guy 2: what are you talking about?
guy 1: dude, he’s sleeping! french microphone him!
guy 3: how the f-ck do i “french microphone” someone?
guy 1: man, you would know if you check urban dictionary!
guy 4: n-gg- you got an urban adiction!
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