Urban Archeologist


finding and keeping for your own, items and objects in an urban or sub urban setting, such as a grocery store, swap meet, or shopping mall.
alan isn’t a thief he’s an urban archeologist.
searching for modern and antique artifacts in an urban setting. recycling these artifacts to people who need, want or collect them.
an urban archeologist finds treasures at storage sales, yard sales, estate sales, swap meets, thrift stores, and dumpsters.

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