Urban Ass-kisser


1) a person who comes to urbandictionary.com and posts the name of the person who they hope (probably in vain) to some day end up with. these people flood definithing with thousands of useless definitions in the hopes that (insert name here) will see it.

2) a self-aggrandizing loser.
1) chris conway

2) alex hall

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