Urban Assault Stroller


a baby stroller with oversized rubber wheels, carbon-fiber tube construction, and enough storage for 2 weeks worth of groceries from whole foods, trader joes, and baby supplies. typically pushed around by self-righteous progressive urban yuppies who three years previously were completely certain they were never going to have kids.
oh man! i was on line at whole foods and some guy rolled his urban -ssault stroller over my foot!

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