Urban Dicktionary


what urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site’s definitions directly pertain to or allude to s-xual affairs.
my parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so i went on definithing.com instead.
when the people that “approve” the definitions of urbandictionary.com don’t approve your clever submissions.
i wrote a common slang that is used in my area and the urban d-cktionary didn’t approve it.
where you go to look up which teenagers have big d-cks and which have small ones.
the majority of definitions in the urban d-cktionary are based upon teen p-n-s envy.(both male and female)
what definithing has mutated into- a bunch of angsty teens and haters whining about cr-p.
dude 1: where’d you hear that about asians?

dude 2: urbandictionary. isn’t it funny how they can’t pr-nounce their ls?

dude 1: f-ck that. that’s prejudiced and not true. no wonder you heard it from urban d-cktionary.
a large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.
wow, the last few words i read on urban d-cktionary were so lame and shallow. seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.
those people who constantly bicker, whine, b-tch, and moan about the word of the day.
“what a lame term. this is so stupid. ud has seriously been slacking.”
“shut up urband-cktionary.”
an online dictionary run by idiots and -ssholes.
“the people who run the urban d-ck-tionary don’t know their -ss from their elbow.”

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