Urban Dicrastination


spending all of your time on urban dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).
joe: “hey man, are you ready for the final?”
bob: “not at all, i spent all night urban dicrastinating.”

joe: “did you finish your section of our group project?”
bob: “no…sorry…i have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
joe: “but you had two weeks to do it!”
bob: “i know, i learned about six-thousand new words…”

joe: “i didn’t finish my paper, i urban dicrastinated all night”
bob: “same here bro, i spent like seven hours on the live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”

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  • Urban-Dic-Rush

    when you suddenly have your mind filled with great new words to share with the world and you decide to add them all to the urban dictionary. john: “want to grab a meal?” sally: “no, i’ve just had an urban-dic-rush!” john: “you’re a man!!!” sally: “no you dope! i’ve made new words to share with […]

  • Urban Dicsmay

    the initial emotion of dismay upon discovering someone has been about two years quicker than you in adding ‘your’ definition to urban dictionary. ah man i don’t believe it! i thought i’d invented a whole new dance move last night that was going to sweep the nation. there i was larging it up to a […]

  • urban dic tater

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  • Urban dic spitter

    a person that rejects potential urban dictionary definitions thanks for your definition of ‘urban dic spitter’! editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.


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