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www.urbandictionary.com
a place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their s-xual frustrations, show off their racist/s-xist/h-m-phobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
urbandictionary.com isn’t a burn book or a webjournal site.
a site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.

it should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
urban dictionary shows us we’re all just a type, no matter how hard we try to escape or deny it.
an online slang dictionary in which approximately 80% of all words and definitions are s-xually related.
“hey, what in the h-ll is an alaskan firedragon?”
“dunno, try looking it up at urbandictionary.com”
only the coolest semi-fake dictionary ever made… updated by random ppl who usually have a sick mind and quick wit.
urban dictionary is a great website if you’re bored out of your mind. or if you just want to see some hilarious material made by random ppl who usually have a sick mind and quick wit.
a website with a brilliant concept that could have become great if it hadn’t been overrun by a mob of losers, who spend their days trying to feel important and popular by:

1. insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster’s mother and everything else on g-d’s green earth.

“omfg xxx sux -rs-!!1!1!!”

2. in the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the government, the majority of the american population cannot spell.

3. exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. usually something like:

“wtf yuo r a m-th-fc-ka n shudd suk yur dad’s d-ck! lololol”

4. typing bullsh-t. cl-ssic examples: 50 facts about women and anything written by sony roolz.

please, if you’ve ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. thereafter, help keep urbandictionary free from the m-sses of r-t-rds roaming the internet. blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. before clicking that send b-tton, doublecheck that you’re not making yourself sound like a complete tool. if you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.
have a nice day ^_^
the result of millions of teenagers who have too much free time, and have been pre-disposed to the influences of a media run by arrogant megalomaniacs who put more thought into selling impracticle products than making relevent influential television. thus resulting in the spread of ignorance through the internet comunity via rascism, conformity, mis-information, and the pinnacle of a society ironically corrupted by those who claim to be trying to save the last milligrams of purity and innoscense left in this nuclear prozac nation…

if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use…

(i hate the ignorant sh-t in this site, but i’d give my life to maintain your right to say it)
“hey let’s go to urban dictionary an bash on n-gg-rs”

“hey let’s go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs”

“hey let’s go to urban dictionary and sh-t all over the english language”

“hey let’s go to urban dictionary and f-ck, sh-t, d-mn, p-ss, p-ssy, beaner, taco n-gg-r, p-rn”

“hey let’s go to urban dictionary and….oops…i sh-t myself…sh-t happens, now where’s my ibong”
a dictionary that, every time i read it, my faith in humanity declines a little.
urban dictionary is supposedly for defining your world.

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