urban dixie
a chick who spends all her spare time on urban dictionary.
i wanted to get it on with my b-tch, but she said, “wait, i haven’t browsed the entire alphabet yet, i’m only on m”. urban dixie! what a waste of my 3-day weekend! wait, maybe i should call on that anita johnson chick!
(anita johnson = slang for “i need a johnson” and does not refer to any girl or woman who actually has that name)
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