Urban Donut
-ssf-ck a b-tch doggy style. c-m in her -ss. pull your d-ck out, wipe the gooey remains off your d-ck with your hand and, in a circular motion, smear the remains on the lower back of the b-tch.
(for a “sprinkled urban donut” complete above, then hover your -ss over the circular smear and sprinkle your dingleberries on it.)
“you know that b-tch tanya that stole my vcr last week, and then denied it saying it must’ve been the wind? well, at the party last night, she got wasted, wanted this d-ck, and i so gave her an urban donut.”
“that’s it? dude, you loved that vcr. i gave her a sprinkled urban donut last week, and she hasn’t stolen sh-t from me.”
“for real?”
“yeah, dude.”
“d-mn man… tanya’s a dirty sl-t. i need to go get tested.”
“me too.”
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