Urban Douche
a person that thinks they are awesome simply because they or someone they know added a word to urban dictionary.
person 1: hey dude, i’m the sh-t. i put the word smak into urban dictionary. now who wants to touch me?
person 2: that guy is such an urban douche.
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douche bags on urban dictionary. they typically post a definition that supposedly makes them look like a “deep” and “thoughtful” person. they think that they’re unique in our society, and that somehow they’re different. all they are, are 15 year old teenagers that think they’re rebelling against “everyone else”. all they’ll grow up to be is a depressed bank teller.
an urban douche can also apply to someone who repeatedly thumbs up there own definition.
urban douche: whoa, i know what would be rebellious… i should talk about how society, media and the government is an evil plot to rape the youth!
olollololol im so deep and different from society that makes me kwl!!1!1!!
adj,
an urban douche is someone who uses urban dictionary to define everything that they misunderstand. usually they “copy and paste” the definition straight from definithing.com into their reply.
person 1: “wait what’s a peacoat”
urban douche: “wow here…
pea coat 39 up, 9 down
buy pea coat mugs, tshirts and magnets
pea coats are a style of double breasted overcoat which have recently become -ssociated with scenesters. wearing one may garner scene cred. traditionally navy blue.
at a concert i attended recently, pea coats and tight jean were the preferred attire.”
person 2: “you’re such an urban douche”
urbandouches are people who try to add a definition on urbandictonary or randomly enter chat rooms and spew hate about one specific person.
joe: hows life?
bob: good
“sed has enterd the chat room”
joe: hi…
sed: omg jennifer is a totally b-tch!!!!! shes fat and has no friends!!!!!
bob: who are you?
“sed has left the chat room”
joe: what an urbandouche
a nasty, little douchebag under the delusion that by casting multiple thumbs-down votes on everything, he/she is actually making an impact on the urban dictionary lexicon.
i hate it when a perfectly good word gets put down by an urban douche trying to be harsh, or because they’re just too dumb to get the word’s inference.
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