urban flashlight
lumination provided by an incendiary with great risk to the urbanites
having set the rag alit he stuffed in his 40 to find the keys to ride his n-gg-rs home.
he’s so macgyn-gg-r. puttering his pimpwagon he drive by torched the f-ggy rice rocket with tonight’s urban flashlight.
a phrase used in place of cell phone (or other handheld electronic device with a screen) when it is used to light one’s way in the dark, most commonly illuminating the immediate area around one’s feet.
person 1: i can’t see anything, it’s so dark i feel like i’m gonna trip and fall.
person 2: well just whip out the ol’ urban flashlight.
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