urban jellyfish
noun. a plastic bag (usually from a grocery store, bodega or other ghetto-mart) that has been inflated and borne aloft by the wind, giving it a jellyfish like appearance. common in neighborhoods where littering is acceptable but walking on a sidewalk isn’t.
i almost ran over that ho because she stepped out infront of me right as an urban jellyfish splatted up against my windshield.
a used condom discarded within an urban setting such as a busy street or project courtyard.
ahhh sh-t, the other day i slipped on an urban jellyfish lying on my stoop and almost wrecked my new dunks. then later i seen my two pit-bulls playing tug-o-war with the same jellyfish and it snapped, the j-z was all over their face.
small (or large) patches of spittle on the pavement.
careful baby, don’t step on that urban jellyfish, you don’t know where it’s been.
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