Urban Sweetness
1-(noun)-the act of (in steps):
1) make several hot girls think you like him
2) hope that one of them starts to like you back. if so, proceed to (3)
3) lead them on one day
4) go up to their lockers and say “hi” in the most monotone voice possible, act like you think they are the biggest b-tch alive and that you hate them in your tone of voice
5) after she says “hi” back, walk away laughing
6) laugh at the rumours going around about how you are an -sshole
2 – (verb) – the execution of the 1
that b-tch is stuck up, i’m about to urban sweetness that b-tch!
the best day in high school was when i pulled an urban sweetness on the hottest girl in the school
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