urbaphobia
1
the fear of everything you say being misinterpreted by the definition found on urban dictionary (and the potential for ensuing snickers and mockery).
suzie: why doesn’t john talk anymore?
bill: he suffers from “urbaphobia.” he got it one day when he said “mini van” and everyone busted out laughing. john was told to look it up on ud. after that day he feared saying anything – and took a vow of silence.
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