urethra wax
whilst masturbating, one might make the common mistake of shoving a thin scr-p of a candle in your d-ck hole. this causes great stimulation, however it may slip in and crystallize in your bladder. this is actually supposed to be done with a letter opener like the men who live in arabia. read the book “haunted” by chuck palahniuk for more information. look for the short story called “guts” within the book.
johnny made the common mistake of shoving urethra wax in his w-lly for stimulation. he eventually had to tell his parents that he was p-ssing blood because of the crystallized wax in his bladder. there goes the college fund.
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