Uribate


verb.

to uribate is to go to the bathroom with every intention of peeing (urinate), but once you’re done and are shaking the last drops of p-ss, you manage to get hard and end up masturbating and sometimes c-mming.
mike: f-ck the weirdest thing happened to me today right as i was peeing.
joe: what was that?
mike: i uribated out of the blue.
joe: i love it when that happens.

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