Urinal Captain


1: a plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: someone who let’s people pee on them for money

3: what captain america calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
i ran into john the other day, says he just got a job as a urinal captain . i guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

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