Urinal Checkmate
the act of a man picking an open urinal that accomplishes 2 things.
1. he is not standing right next to another man
2. anybody else that enters the bathroom will be forced to stand next to another man.
i was late because frank urinal checkmate’d me, so i had to wait to go to the bathroom.
where you try to use the urinals in a public toilet but cannot do so because there are not sp-ces where you wont directly next to another person, despite there being several free urinals.
sounds like a case of urinal checkmate
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